Sexier safer sex...

Here's how you put on a condom using only your mouth.

Before you start to have sex, open your condom wrapper all the way across the top. Put it   somewhere you can find it easily when it's needed. Then you don't have to fumble to find it or struggle with the wrapper. For this particular technique, a flavored condom is very nice. You can do it with a regular condom, but make sure it's not spermicidally lubricated, or unlubricated, because both spermicide and powder are counterproductive to your goal, which is to put the condom on with your mouth, swallowing him in the process, and look utterly sexy while doing it.

When you've got his cock all nice and hard and you're ready to cover it, grab your condom. You can either be deft of hand and sneak the condom into readiness, or you can grab it with a flourish and prepare to show your skills in an utterly shameless display of intelligent sluttery. I favor the latter.

Either way, use your sense of touch or a quick glance to determine which side of the condom is up. For our purposes, the reservoir tip of the condom should be pointing up. Put the condom in your mouth, between your lips and your teeth, with the reservoir tip pointing in toward your tongue. The ring of the condom should hold itself comfortably in place as you suck in veryveryvery gently to create a small amount of vacuum which will help you maneuver the condom.

When you're ready to slide the condom on, hold it in place with the gentle suction as you use your lips to push the ring of the condom outside of your mouth. (The reservoir tip will remain into your mouth, expanding a bit, and you should feel the condom unrolling outside your lips. You'll know when it feels right.) Place the ring of the condom on the tip of his cock, and use suction in combination with your lips, mouth and tongue to massage the condom down his length. Do it as quickly or as slowly as seems appropriate for the moment. You can work it all the way down around the base of his cock with your lips if you know how to deep-throat, but don't fret if you can't. Use your hands to get it secured in place, and take advantage of the opportunity to give him a squeeze or stroke.

Then, it's up to you as to whether you elaborate on the blowjob you've started, climb on and ride him like crazy, or present yourself to be fucked. Whatever you decide, you'll have made your sex safer in a hot, sexy and fun way!

--Freya