how many times have you said, often only to yourself, "i should bottle that up and sell it. I'll be rich!" ???
well, someone went and got creative, and bottled the essence of the sweet, sweet poontang.
courtesy of Viva Eros, and the folks over at RiechMichund comes 'vulva original' or for you less bourgeois folks, 'puss in a bottle' or as i'm starting to call it, 'cunt cologne'.
skip on over and look at all the glossy marketing, complete with gravity defying breasts, lots of oiled skin and a mini gallery of nudity in public. (love those forward-thinking european contries!)
i'm just left with a couple lingering questions...
- is it, fresh from the shower poon flavor you are slathering on? or is it day-old girl juice stink?
- do you have to reapply often? or will a single spritz of the spunk last all day & night?
i think this has -fabulous- possibilites! can you imagine, a door-to-door snatch scent salesgirl? nationwide, people -wanting- to be accosted in department stores by a pussy perfume girl? it's never too early to plan on get that perfect christmas gift.
i'm thinking, the eau de eros is a gift that will keep on giving...
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